PROM

dcpierson:

I realized I ate an Oreo with a spoonful of peanut butter on top in full view of the neighbor’s house. Then I thought, “Eh, if anything, it humanizes me.”

Then there was a second when I couldn’t find the top to the peanut butter jar, and my immediate thought was that I would have to eat the whole jar. I instantaneously resigned myself to this with equal parts fear and zeal, like a hero about to die a glorious death.

your mouth is poison, your mouth is wine

snoopdong:

Shhh

do you hear that?

It’s the sound of millions of suburban white teenage girls clicking away on facebook to prepare their “Summerr 2012 babyy” photo albums